MEPHISTO DRINKING BITCHES
I just want to point out that I was number 43. I’m the fastest ticket buyer. (at Deer Lake Park, Burnaby)
the only problem with getting all of my impulse shopping shipped to work is that everyone at work is really sweet and interested in my oddness so they’re like
"OOH, WHAT DID YOU GET"
"oh…that’s just…an LP…of the jimmy castor bunch’s ‘butt of course’……"
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A+ response you’re off the hook
My childhood spent reading x-files script books instead of having friends has finally paid off!!!
"Sir, you must allow me to pay you now so that I might own your carcass… At the moment of your death, of course." - The Collector to Groot in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy.’
This is not a very good plot for an x files episode tho. Can’t you make it more exciting?
It’s a boring episode plot wise but it’s written by Darin Morgan so it’s at least funny.
oh rly I assumed you were genetically engineered from old wireless modems like the rest of us
i am trying to plan something like a month and a half in advance BUT IT STILL FEELS VERY IMPULSIVE
today i get to leave work early eat tacos and STARE AT JACK WHITE
hellO yes good day